Burgers so good, they should be illegal
Serving time for delicious crimes!
Our Rap Sheet
The Patty Wagon: Mobile Burger Outlaws.
We don’t just cater — we commit delicious felonies on wheels.
The Patty Wagon rolls up like a getaway car that took a wrong turn at delicious, slinging hand-smashed burgers so dangerously good they should be illegal in at least 12 states. Every juicy patty is a repeat offender: wanted for excessive flavor, accessory to cheese crimes, and first-degree seduction of your taste buds. Contact us for all your catering needs, big or small!
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